Excerpts of Citations
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Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe.
~Albert Einstein
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
~Harry S. Truman
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
~Elbert Hubbard
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
~Albert Einstein
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If A equals success, then the formula is: A= X + Y + Z. X is work, Y is play, Z is keep your mouth shut.
~Albert Einstein
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640 K [of computer memory] ought be enough for anybody.
~Bill Gates (1981)
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
~Albert Einstein
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Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater.
~Albert Einstein
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If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.
~Albert Einstein
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The only real valuable thing is intuition.
~Albert Einstein
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
~Albert Einstein
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With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that t...
~Ransom K. Ferm
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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
~Anonymous
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
~Groucho Marx
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First, get the facts, then you can distort them at your leisure.
~Mark Twain
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Any sufficiently undocumented computer program is indistinguishable from magic.
~Anonymous