dormitory: dirty room
presbyterian: best in prayer
astronomer: moon starer
desperation: a rope ends it
the eyes: they see
george bush: he bugs gore
the morse code: here come dots
slot machines: cash lost in me
animosity: is no amity
election results: lies - let's recount
snooze alarms: alas! no more z's
a decimal point: im a dot in place
eleven plus two: twelve plus one
mother-in-law: woman hitler