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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
~ Steven Wright
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
~ Steven Wright
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So what's the speed of dark?
~ Steven Wright
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
~ Steven Wright
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It's a fine night to have an evening.
~ Steven Wright
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
~ Steven Wright
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
~ Steven Wright
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
~ Steven Wright
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Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
~ Steven Wright
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War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
~ Steven Wright
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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
~ Steven Wright
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I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it.
~ Steven Wright
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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"
~ Steven Wright
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
~ Steven Wright
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
~ Steven Wright