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Connidities

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Examples of Connidities:
After shooting the bull for a while, Max gave Slim a bum steer.
Jane didn't beat around the bush when she turned over a new leaf.
Snoopy flew the coop whenever he was down in the dumps.
John went through a hair-raising operation, followed by a few close shaves.
George was on the wagon but Bill wrecked it... ..by driving it into a ditch. ..by offering him a drink. ..by driving him to drink.
Christopher didn't have a leg to stand on, but he nonetheless ran circles around his opponents.
Shirley was hopping mad even though she didn't have a leg to stand on.
Although Jonas isn't in the same league as Andrew, he went to bat for him.
Bill gave Suzie the eye, so she beat it.
Adolph says he's picking up the language fairly easily now that he's gotten a chance to sink his teeth into it.
The sergeant instructed me to bite my tongue when I shot off my mouth.
Mortimer lost his shirt after Sol took him to the cleaners.
Everything went to pot after Steve planted the evidence.
They finally let the cat out of the bag after they had put him through the wringer.
John's star was rapidly rising, and Mary hitched her wagon to it.
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Why is it that to shut down Windows 95 you click on the "Start" button?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
Why do they but Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you chock a Smurf what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with the lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has a right to remain silent?
If a parsley farmer sued, can they garnish his wages?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?